Eyebrow quotes funny

Eyebrows are considered to be the most important features of the face. Shaping them can soften your features, brighten up your face or give you a new look. Recently, however, the eyebrows became even more popular, creating trends that made people and the internet crazy. Below, we rundown the funniest eyebrow meme collection that will definitely leave you laughing. Enjoy!

Eyebrows Are So Mainsteam

Girls Be Like

Eyebrows On Fleek

Her Eyebrows Are So Messed Up

I Asked Her Why She Is Late

I Don’t Always Browse The Internet

I Guess Her Other Eyebrow Is Still Loading

I Put Eyebrows On My Dog

I See Bad Eyebrows

I Told My Girlfriend

I Was Going To Like Your Picture

I Will Find You

McDonald’s Opens Up A New Waxing Center

Saw Her With No Eyebrows

Sharpies

She’s Angry

Some Of These Girls Eyebrows These Days

They Said Math Wasn’t Used In Everyday Life

When Its Raining Outside

Woe

Eyebrow Clients After A Month Of Quarantine

Never Take Advice

I’m Not Lovin’ It

Regular Eyebrows Are Boring

Who Did This

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Looking for the perfect funny makeup quotes to use in your Instagram post captions?

Or just in the mood for a laugh?

We share some of the most relatable funny makeup quotes that are guaranteed to make any makeup lover chuckle!

Just keep reading!

Want more? Check out our full post on different kinds of makeup quotes. Plus, we have posts full of eye makeup quotes and bridal makeup quotes too!

Funny Makeup Related Quotes and Sayings

“Good brows

Good mood

Good day!”

“I use concealer to cover all of life’s problems.”

“An SPF a day keeps the wrinkles away!”

“My highlighter is brighter than your future.”

“I love my eyebrows because I can get them into shape without exercising.”

“Can’t wait for future grandmas with winged eyeliner and sculpted brows..”

“I run on sarcasm, coffee, and lipstick..”

“When one lipstick costs $20 dollars you can’t afford to kiss f*ckboys.”

“Confidence comes from within… within the tube of a bomb lip shade.”

“Make your highlighter the highlight of the party.”

“May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.”

“May your day be as flawless as your makeup.”

“Siri, please remove my makeup.”

“You can’t buy happiness… but you can buy makeup (which is basically the same thing).”

“Great eyebrows don’t happen by chance. They happen by appointment.”

“I like makeup more than people.”

“Good things come to those who remove their makeup before bed.”

“Where’s all your money gone?!

It’s on my face...”

“May your eyeliner be even and your foundation perfectly blended.”

“I could stop buying makeup, but I’m not a quitter.”

“Shoutout to all the makeup I haven’t bought yet…. I’m coming for you!”

“Red lips and wine sips.”

“Perfect eyebrows are 90% of a good selfie.”

“I am not a shopaholic. I’m just helping the economy!”

“I stalk hot girls on Insta more than hot guys. How’re you so pretty? How’s your makeup so blended? Where did you get your outfit?”

“It’s not hoarding if it’s skincare.”

“So many nail polishes. Not enough fingers.”

“Brows before bros!”

“You’re not like the other girls”

You’re right… my skincare routine has 5 different serums in it.”

“Life is short. Buy the makeup.”

“Eyebrowsing when you can’t stop looking at people’s eyebrows.”

*Brushes Lashes*

*Doesn’t Brush Hair*

“I didn’t want to go out today, but my hair looks too good to stay in.”

“I won’t cry for you… my mascara is way too expensive for that.”

“I didn’t choose the glam life, the glam life choose me.”

“Home is where your makeup collection is.”

“Confidence levels: no filter selfie.”

“May your lashes be long and your standards be high.”

“Inner beauty is great but a little lipstick never hurts.”

“Left eyebrow: has a degree, gets up early to workout every morning, award-winning work ethic

Right eyebrow: steals, cheats, barely functional alcoholic.”

“Yes, I lift…

the brush up to my eyelids.”

“Life is tough: use a setting spray.”

“Growing up, I never imagined my eyebrows would be this important.”

“Success is the only option because I love expensive makeup.”

“How to apply liquid eyeliner when you’re already running late…

1. DON’T. ”

“Less Stress. More Facials.”

“Mondays require a little more coffee and a lot more mascara.”

“Never underestimate the power of a good lash day.”

“You think I’m listening… but I’m just doing your brows in my head.”

“Nothing haunts you like the makeup you didn’t buy.”

*Buys new makeup brushes instead of cleaning them*

“We all have a favorite eyebrow.”

“Facial recognition doesn’t recognize me without makeup. RUDE!”

“Facials are workouts for your skin.”

“Relationship status: emotionally dependent on my brow lady.”

“Losing you hurt… but losing my makeup bag would be a real tragedy.”

“Lipstick can’t solve all of my problems… but it’s a good place to start.”

“Yesterday’s eyeliner can be today’s smokey eye…. just believe in yourself!”

“Looking better in mirrors than photos is why I have trust issues.”

“The only dabbing I do is with my Beauty Blender.”

“Spending $100 dollars on makeup online – no problem! A $3.95 shipping charge is another story….”

Mirror: You look cute today

Camera: Lol no

IG filters: I got u boo

“Shoutout to all the makeup I haven’t bought yet.. I’m comin’ for you!”

“Drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x better!”

“Life is boring when you don’t have a Sephora order to look forward to.”

“I’m going to use up all of my old makeup before I buy new products..” (Said no one ever).”

“Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s an Instagram filter.”

“That’s a lot of money to spend on one lipstick.”

It was that moment when I knew we couldn’t be friends.

“When your eyebrow is itchy but you don’t want to scratch the fleekness off.”

“I’m looking for a moisturizer that hides the fact that I’ve been tired since 2008.”

“A woman is helpless only while her nail polish is drying.”

“I don’t understand why makeup brushes are so expensive… I just want to blend my eyeshadow, not take out a bank loan.”

“Not wearing makeup feels incredible until you accidentally open the front-facing camera.”

“I will find you and I will blend your contour.”

“Freckles are my only indication of being tan.”

Funny Hair / Hairstyle Related Quotes

“I don’t have gray hair I have wisdom highlights.”

“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.”

“Dry shampoo is like coffee… but for hair.”

“May your day be as perfect as your hair”

“My life isn’t perfect right now but my curls are… and that’s a start.”

“Good hair does not stay home on a Friday night.”

“Messy bun and getting stuff done.”

“A moment of silence for all the good hair days where no one important saw you.”

“I got 99 bobby pins and I can’t find one.”

“Never underestimate the power of a scrunchie.”

“My hairstyle is called… I tried.”

“May your curls grow and your skin glow.”

“Get your hair done… roots are for trees!”

“I like my hair how I like my fries… curly!”

“Blow drying your hair should be classed as a form of cardio.”

WHICH FUNNY QUOTE IS YOUR FAVORITE? LET ME KNOW DOWN IN THE COMMENTS!

According to some people, a pair of eyebrows can either make or break an entire look, so it's important to keep them looking flawless.

If you've wanted to show off your bold, perfectly manicured eyebrows, right now is exactly the time to do so. If you're going to post to Instagram, these sassy captions can help.

For when you just dropped good money to make your eyebrows look fantastic:

"Good brows aren't cheap, and cheap brows aren't good."

For documenting your flawless look:

"I'm not perfect, but my eyebrows are."

For when your eyebrows are looking fierce and fearless:

"Eyebrows speak louder than words."

For when your brows look so good you're not afraid to throw a little shade:

"Don't let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you anything about life."

For that all-natural selfie after you've washed your face before bed:

"Thankful I still have eyebrows when I wash my makeup off."

For when good eyebrows legitimately make you cuter:

"I find that nothing frames a face so beautifully, or gives an instantaneous lift quite like perfectly shaped brows."

-Anastasia Soare

For that bold brow that ties your whole look together:

"You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow."

-Jack Black

For when a little tweezing is all you need to get to perfection:

"Eyebrows are the one thing you can get into shape with exercising."

For when your brows look so good it's made your entire day better:

"Good brows. Good mood. Good day."

For that pic of you perfectly arching a single eyebrow:

"Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."

-Walter Scott

For when drawing on fab eyebrows is just as good as the real thing:

"Some are born with great eyebrows, some achieve great eyebrows, and some have great eyebrows drawn upon them."

Need a little help in the eyebrow department? Click HERE for Insta-approved tips on improving your brows.