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There are two types of people in the world: People who welcome Wednesdays with open arms and those who side-eye the day. There's really no in-between.

Since 1965, people have referred to Wednesday as “Hump Day” because it officially marks the middle of the week and that the weekend is nearing. Once you get to Hump Day, the week only seems to get better because the freedom of Friday feels so much closer.

Wednesday is a day that can put people through a lot of different emotions. For some, the week will feel like it’s going fast as every day is a good day, but, for others, it’s going to feel like it’s dragging.

Congrats, you got through the first half of the week! But now you have to get through the rest of it, you feel me? It's a love-hate relationship.

No matter what field you work in or how your week is going, everyone experiences the same emotions on a Wednesday. It might be at different times of the day, but you’ll definitely feel the pain or happiness of Wednesday (or both).

Here are the best funny Wednesday quotes and hump day memes that perfectly describe your emotions to get you through the day.

1. "I am here to wish you Happy Wednesday." 

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2. "Dude I can see Friday from here."

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3. "When you realize it's Wednesday."

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4. "Smile, it's wonderful Wednesday."

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5. "On Wednesdays we wear pink."

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6. "On Wednesdays we wear pizza."

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7. "TGI...Wednesday?"

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8. "This is my 'it's only Wednesday' face."

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9. "Though it was Thursday but it's only Wednesday."

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10. "That moment when you think it's Friday but it's really Wednesday."

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11. "I find your lack of faith in Wednesday disturbing... don't worry, the week is almost over."

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12. "Wednesday: it's almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just about, nearly the weekend..."

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13. "It's Wednesday!"

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14. "It's just Wednesday."

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15. "Did you say it's only Wednesday? Can I have more coffee please?"

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16. "It's Wednesday, but I want Friday."

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17. "Tomorrow you'll be saying hello from the other side of the work week."

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18. "I'm gonna make you a Hump Day treat."

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19. "Keep going! You're halfway to the weekend!"

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20. "Wednesday: It's almost, sorta, kind of, close to, just, about, nearly the weekend. Woo hoo!"

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21. "What day is it?


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22. "On Wednesday?"

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23. "Hey girl, Happy Wednesday."

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24. "It's Wednesday."

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25. "It's a Wednesday night, baby, and I'm alive."

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26. "If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends." — George Carlin

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27. “Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday.” — Anthony T. Hincks

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28. "To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places." — Dwayne Johnson

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29. "Keep Calm. It’s only Wednesday. We still have 2 more days to go.”

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30. "When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere." — John Wyndham

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31. "Today can be the Hump Day or a day to remember. Your choice."

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32. "They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” — Robert A. Heinlein

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33. "Inspiration is one thing and you can’t control it, but hard work is what keeps the ship moving. Keep up the good work." — Kevin Eubanks

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34. "By Wednesday, work is something that’s easy to complain about. But at the end of the day, you’re making money and making a living.”

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35. "I’ve heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but I’ve never heard of Someday." — Reverend Ike

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36. "Heaven knows the difference between Sunday morning and Wednesday afternoon. God longs to speak as clearly in the workplace as He does in the sanctuary." — Max Lucado

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37. "Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!" — Lee Fox Williams

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38. “Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.” — Anthony T. Hincks

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39. "When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you." — Dane Cook

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40. "I think vestigially there’s a synesthete in me, but not like a real one who immediately knows what color Wednesday is. — A. S. Byatt

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41. "On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, / and I have nothing else to do, / I sometimes wonder if it’s true / That who is what and what is who." — Winnie the Pooh

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42. “Happy Wednesday! Cast your love to all, trust in the team to which you are joined, and do not do wrong to others for your own self-gratification.” — Byron Pulsifer

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43.  “Each morning is the open door to a new world — new vistas, new aims, new plans, new things ... and whether you are twenty, forty, sixty or eighty; whether you have succeeded, failed, or just muddled along — life begins each morning. Live it!

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44. "Inspiration is one thing and you can't control it, but hard work is what keeps the ship moving. Good luck means, work hard. Keep up the good work." — Kevin Eubanks

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45. “To be honest, I’d rather be drinking coffee on my unicorn than whatever this Wednesday business is.” — Kevin Eubanks

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46. “Happy Hump Day. When life gives you LIMES, rearrange the letters…SMILE.”

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47. "It’s Wednesday! I’m breathing. I’m healthy. I’m truly blessed. I’m grateful for this day.

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48. "Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life." — Confucius

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49. “A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” — Demetri Martin

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50. "The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day."

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85 Funny Wednesday Quotes, Sayings, Pics, and Images

Looking for some humor on Wednesday? Here, we’ve rounded up 85 funny Wednesday quotes, sayings, texts, (with images and pictures) to help you get through Hump Day. Have fun!

We can pump your mid-week enthusiasm or if you are feeling low by these crazy quotes to give you a pinch of sarcasm, fun, and laughter.

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Funny Wednesday Quotes

  1. “Wednesday’s child is full of woe.”

  2. “On Wednesdays we wear pink.” – Mean Girls

  3. “Wednesday will be amazing so wake up and smile.”

  4. “It must be Wednesday, there goes that camel again.”

  5. “Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend! Enjoy your day!”

  6. “Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that !!!!” – Blake Shelton

  7. “A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” – Demetri Martin

  8. “Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you.” – Anthony T. Hincks

  9. “Keep Calm. It’s only Wednesday. We still have 2 more days to go.”

  10. “Without the week, where would the week be?” – Anthony T. Hincks

  11. “Did you say, it’s only Wednesday? Can I have more coffee please???”

  12. “To dream of the person you wish to be is to waste the person you are.”

  13. “Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday.” – Anthony T. Hincks

  14. “On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.” – Kit Williams

  15. “They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” – Robert A. Heinlein

  16. “Those who do not feel pain seldom think that it is felt.”Dr. Samuel Johnson

  17. “It will not be lonely on Wednesday when it has all around it.” – Anthony T. Hincks

  18. “The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.”

  19. “There are more myths about Black Wednesday than the Greeks ever created.” – John Major

  20. “Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasion, you know, like Wednesday.”

  21. “When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.” – Dane Cook

  22. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

  23. “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”- Albert Einstein

  24. “On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true That who is what and what is who.” – Winnie-the-Pooh

  25. “When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” – John Wyndham

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Funny Wednesday Work Quotes

  1. “It’s only Wednesday…Hang in there!”

  2. “In life only one thing is certain, Friday will come.”

  3. “If you see me talking to myself. I’m having a staff meeting.”

  4. “Sometimes the best part of my job is that the chair swivels.”

  5. “Have a great Wednesday. Only two more days until Friday.”

  6. “Worry is as useless as a handle on a snowball.” -Mitzi Chandler

  7. “Nothing ruin Friday more than realizing that today is Wednesday.”

  8. “You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.”– Wayne Gretzky

  9. “When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.”

  10. “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”

  11. “Sometimes all takes is just a little smile to get us up and over the hump.”

  12. “Wednesday: it’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just, about nearly the weekend.”

  13. “Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” – Lee Fox Williams

  14. “Happy Wednesday! You are who you are; be happy with what you are called to do.”

  15. “Whether you think you can or whether you think you can’t, you’re right!”– Henry Ford

  16. “It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.”

  17. “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”– Will Rogers

  18. “Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.” –Anthony T. Hincks

  19. “Practical! On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything. What’s up” – Kit Williams

  20. “The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. ”

  21. “Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.”

  22. “I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.”

  23. “I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”

  24. “Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.”- Michael Caine

  25. “If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.” – George Carlin

  26. “My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.” – Arsene Wenger

  27. “Good morning Wednesday! Spreading some early morning cheerfulness to get you day started. Wishing you a lovely day.”

  28. “Good Morning! Part of me thinking ‘Wow, it’s Wednesday already’ and the other part is thinking ‘What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!”

  29. “To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.” – Dwayne Johnson

  30. “Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact that half the week was over.” – Walter Moers

Funny Good Morning Wednesday Quotes

These short and catchy messages and texts about happy Wednesday is great to share with friends and family, to sail through the week with a smile and some humor.

  1. “Have a wacky Wednesday!!!”

  2. “May your Wednesday be a blessed day.”

  3. “I’d like mornings better if thy started later.”

  4. “I am happier than a camel on a Wednesday.”

  5. “Keep going! You’re half way to the weekend.”

  6. “Happy Wednesday!!! When is Friday coming?”

  7. “Hip hip hooray, it is happy hump day!” (Wednesday)

  8. “Happy, Happy Wednesday! Smile the week is half over!”

  9. “It’s Wednesday. That means that we are over the hump!”

  10. “Good Morning!!!Guess what day it is??? Yep….hump day!!!”

  11. “Happy Wednesday! I think I can see the weekend from here.”

  12. “Good Morning. Happy Wednesday. Need my morning coffee.”

  13. “Hump Day…Not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday.”

  14. “Welcome to another wonderful Wednesday. Wake up and be thankful!”

  15. “Have a Wacky Wednesday! Don’t forget to smile and laugh once in a while.”

  16. “Okay! I did Monday and Tuesday. I would like to move straight to Friday now.”

  17. “It is Wellness Wednesday. Take care of yourself, stay refreshed, and stress less.”

  18. “Happy Wednesday! God’s mercies beget a fresh morning. Have an amazing day.”

  19. “Today is Wednesday! Thank God and be grateful that you get to live another day.”

  20. “Today is Wednesday. I’m breathing. I’m healthy. I’m blessed. I’m grateful for this day.”

  21. “Today is Workout Wednesday. Make a change in your life by pushing your limits.”

  22. “The sun is shining, it is a brand new day, and I am happy to be alive. Happy Wednesday!”

  23. “Wednesday is the perfect mix of “wow, it’s Wednesday already?” and “it’s only Wednesday?”

  24. “Good Wednesday morning! Today we are going to get over the hump and slide on to the weekend.”

  25. “Have a happy Wednesday! May the Lord bless your day with peace of mind and a heart full of happiness.”

  26. “Welcome! Today’s special are: Lack of sleep, up too early and low on patience. Thank you come again.”

  27. “Happy Wednesday! I thought that I would stop by with a smile to brighten up your Wednesday for a while.”

  28. “Good Wednesday Morning everyone! Put a smile on your face we going over the hump and down sliding to the weekend.”

  29. “Today will be a wonderful Wednesday if you let it. Allow yourself to have a good day and everything else will fall into place.”

  30. “Today is “Wonderful Women Wednesday.” Here’s to all the strong women out there who are wonderful in their own unique way.”

  31. “Today is Walk Tall Wednesday. Walk tall with your head held high. Don’t let yourself shrink into the background today. Be confident in yourself.”

  32. “Today is “Wake up Wednesday.” Don’t just slide out of bed today. Jump out of bed and go for an early morning run if that will wake you up. Listen to energetic music that will pump you up for the day ahead. Grab a nice cup of coffee and get ready to tackle your day.”

  33. “Today is “walk it off” Wednesday. If something is bothering you, walk it off by taking a walk and getting some fresh air. Then, see if there is anything you can do to resolve this issue. Sometimes, however, all we need is some time to go outside for a walk to get some air. That act alone can help us calm down.”

  34. “Today is “Work Hard Wednesday.” While you should give it your best every day, this Wednesday, remind yourself of how your hard work will pay off. Instead of phoning it in today, make an effort in every little thing you do. See how much of a difference your hard work makes and strive to work hard every day.”

  35. “On this Wednesday, you might be waiting for the right time to do that thing that you have always wanted to do but never found the right time. If you keep asking yourself “when” the right time is, the answer is now! Now is the time to seize the day and make your goals a reality. Do not let anyone hold you back, including your own self.”

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